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24.04.2006 - 22:47 I'm sick. I don't know how I got this cold. Perhaps it's food poisoning, perhaps it's the bug that's going around, and maybe - just maybe - it's the bird flu. All I know is that I puked. And also: I shat my pants when I tried to fart. Not a lot, but a little. Seriously, though, i can't figure out which is worse: puking a lot or shitting your pants a little. Any takers? NOTE: This is why I don't write anymore.
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